Pork Jr.

'''Pork Jr. '''is a rock owned by 2D. He is meant to resemble Porky Minch from the Mother/EarthBound series.

Personality
Pork Jr. is a mostly happy rock. The only thing that makes him mad is the mention of the Drop of '87, an event that killed millions of pet rocks worldwide. He likes Gorillaz and MASKED TRAX.

Life
Pork Jr. was first brought inside 2D's house on December 14th, 2014, around 6:00 PM. He was almost instantly bathed for two minutes and then a the face of Porky Minch was drawn on him. 2D asked a few questions on his joke Instapork, proky_mynch, and it was decided that his name was Pork Junior Electric Boogaloo, but he would be called Pork Jr. most of the time. He was then bathed for a longer time, this time in hotter water with more soap, and then he was fed with Gorillaz and MASKED TRAX before going to bed.