What to do if your Pet Rock becomes a Gorillaz fan

Your Pet Rock may want to listen to the band Gorillaz, but you need to take precautions just in case it becomes a ravenous fanrock.

1. Buy it Gorillaz merch, but not too much. Buying something your pet rock enjoys will obviously make it happy, but be sure to know when enough is enough.

2. Take it to Gorillaz concerts. If the Gorillaz ever are performing in your area, take your pet rock to see them, as it will make them happier.

3. Try and contain your pet rock's fanrock-ness. If it starts to fanrock over Gorillaz too much, simply limit it's intake.

4. Listen to Gorillaz. In order to understand why your pet rock likes Gorillaz so much, listen to it. This will help you understand your pet rock on a deeper level.

5. Like Gorillaz.

6. Give in. Become a fan. Join the gorilla cause. Your pet rock obviously knows best. Become a rabid Gorillaz fan as well, and never be normal again.

TIPS:

• Do not be too hard on your pet rock.

WARNING:

• If you are a Gorillaz fan, you will not be normal.

• Gorillaz won't always perform in your local area.